Mixed with Ambien or Xanax if you’re afraid of flying? Awful combination.

I’ve interviewed her, twice, about her overpriced jewelry collection, which of course no longer exists because a) it was overpriced, and b) it did nothing to change the world in the jewelry universe (and c) because her last name is Trump and thankfully the vast majority of the country cannot stand anything with that…

He’ll get a weird haircut and start obsessing over nuclear weapons.

The dress is Roksanda Ilincic, and especially because of the “I’m a pretty princess” bows, it is FUGLY.

Fuck this fucking family straight to hell. 2018, we are counting the seconds.

Hot take, I know, but man, Florida drivers are shitty drivers. And yes, because many of them are elderly and just should not be driving. My dad got his license taken away when he accidentally backed into a light pole in a parking lot — he didn’t see it, and his reflexes weren’t what they should be. It was actually a…

Thank you, and not for nothing, I have NEVER been able to watch the Today show without thinking, “Wow, Matt Lauer is SUCH A DICK” since that moment.

This family really has perfected the art of, “Wasn’t my fault,” haven’t they …

Actually if you go back several years, photogs like Walter Iooss, a really great sports photographer, did a great job of combining action and athletics with what was essentially a fashion shot. I always loved his shots the best, and used to buy the Swimsuit Issue because it would be inspiring from an art director…

I have often exchanged basic pleasantries with the person sitting next to me when first arriving at the seat, and then promptly put on my headphones as the signal of, “Don’t talk to me anymore.” He literally ran away from me. It was a jerk move.

I feel the need at this moment to re-up my fleeting brush (accent on fleeting) with meeting Matt Lauer. He was supposed to sit next to me on a flight from Nice to New York. I got to our seats first, was sitting there, he showed up (of course I had zero idea he would be my seat mate prior to this), and I looked at him…

No doubt.

Sorry. But you know it’s true.

Poor Melania. She’s going to have to do special birthday stuff just to get his mind off it. Shudder.

Yep. This. This is why he won’t release them. The ones he leaked are the years in which Vlad’s funding didn’t need to be itemized so blatantly; that’s why they were leaked. They prove he has money, but not how dirty it is. I wonder if Mueller has the power to compel the IRS to just hand over the returns without Drumpf…

Fact: Steve Scalice has received $18,900 in “donations” from the NRA. Next time they visit with check in hand, will he think about getting shot with an AR-15 and what was likely a large-capacity magazine, or will he buy their bullshit about how it wouldn’t have happened if he had a gun as well?

Yeah, I groaned at that as well. But have to wonder, as I create a narrative in my head, admittedly, if it’s perhaps someone dealing with severe healthcare issues, either their own or a family member.

Fuck guns. And fuck the NRA right up its tight, antiquated ass. Might this move the needle to stricter gun laws and banning of large-capacity magazines, or will that sweet, sweet NRA money still prevail?

Thank you. Nothing like seeing one of those signs, getting off the highway, and then finding you have to drive out of your way 15 minutes round-trip to get gas or food. By the time you figure that out, you’re so pissed off you don’t want to give that particular business your money. Then again, I have anger issues, so.

So much this. I have interviewed Ivanka on a couple of occasions about her overpriced, now-defunct jewelry collection. She is cunning only in her ability to memorize a narrative and formulate tasty word salads that say nice things without actually saying anything of substance. And all the while, her eyes are just kind…