Separate bedrooms, right? Because otherwise, ew.

So basically the only hope that family has of turning out a child who isn’t an obtuse asshole is if Melania divorces Drumpf very soon and keeps Barron far, far away.

My dad is not really the man I knew any longer. You’re right, it sucks beyond belief. I find myself marveling at people who are his age or older and who still seem so aware, so alert. It’s nothing unusual; it’s just that they are blessed with health and their brains have not betrayed them.

Same.

That’s an awesome answer. My dad has dementia, actually. We are not British. He’s at the stage where almost anything can bring him to tears; even a laugh, which is wonderful to see, can lead to crying. I send you good thoughts, because none of it is easy.

Rhapsody is actually United’s magazine for its First Class cabins and lounges only. Hemispheres is the magazine for those plebes stuck back in the Main Cabin.

I still remember ugly-crying through Diana’s funeral, and the image of the boys walking behind her casket, and at one point was it Prince Philip? who put his hand on Harry’s shoulder? interestingly, I think at a point when they were walking under an arch and maybe he thought the cameras wouldn’t see it.

I cannot wait to see The Beguiled, and I’m also dying to ask these ladies’ stylists if they color-coordinated their Cannes red-carpet look, because let’s face it, it’s totally perfect in both color palette and tone. Elle as the ingenue in lilac, Nicole in the silver metallic as the superstar, Sofia in the serious…

Evidently there was also an incident with Macron in which maybe he should have spoken English in front of Trump, but chose to speak French instead.

Those Louis Vuitton bags he did are FUGLY. They look like something you’d buy at a cheap souvenir stand in Paris. Just no.

My dad has dementia. It hurts me to even remotely equate that giant piece of orange puss to my father. But the only thing I will say is that my father, who is in advanced stages, definitely has a problem with spacial relationships: Stairs make him nervous, and we recently figured out that, while he is in his…

Let’s face it, spin is her job. She’s already floating her resume and/or a book deal. Because Kellyanne is nothing if not an opportunist, and the fumes from the dumpster fire are starting to smell pretty strong.

Why Melania won’t fuck him into a heart attack and save us, also leaving her free to play the Merry Widow, I do not know. She’d be such a freaking hero to us all.

Yeah, I’m not into Genoa at all. But west of that, Liguria along the sea, is breathtaking …

He did. I now wish I’d paid attention more in science class.

They tend to sleep late. Because Millennials. They’ll be here later to shout that if Bernie had won none of this would be happening.

Tillerson just fucking stood there. What a useless piece of crap.

I’m definitely into the idea of this Italian village asking for residents:

I fucking loathe all these assholes and long to see them all in handcuffs, and soon, because I’m just not sure how much more I can take of this utter bullshit.

This happened at the last company where I was employed full-time (I’m now part of the freelance culture, and infinitely prefer it). The company gave us PTO time, but we were always discouraged from using it. (“You’re going to be out? But who’s going to do XYZ?”) Fold in the fact that we were hideously understaffed for…