She actually gives me Ivanka Trump vibes, which only makes me hate her more, of course.

I stopped watching GMA like two years ago because I could not take all the noise and everyone talking over each other for one more second. I now watch CBS This Morning, which is much quieter and much more intelligent. Also because there isn’t enough money in the world to make me watch that tool Matt Lauer.

If she doesn’t stop playing with her hair in every single shot I’m going to reach through my TV and slap her.

Yes! I have been extremely vocal of my dislike for Trump on Twitter, and before the election, all of a sudden all these people were following me, most of them eggs. It was weird and slightly unnerving. Trump trolls, I’m convinced, fucking watching me.

Corinne has a nanny. For herself. She’s 24. The woman has to bring her sliced cucumbers as a snack because she’s too busy as “a very serious businesswoman” (her words!) to walk five feet into the kitchen to cut her own goddamn cucumbers.

Any word on whether the Beach Boys have confirmed or rejected the offer to play? Or still mulling it over? Would love it if they said no also …

It’s so funny you use the cocktail party metaphor: A friend of mine used to work with Ev and Biz, and that’s precisely how they described it, as though you were at a cocktail party. The point they were making was that you’d be more successful on Twitter if you were the person making sparkling conversation at the…

It’s incredibly naive to think “pre-Trump” means just a month ago.

People on Twitter who have never disappointed: Jeffrey Wright, Rob Reiner, Stephen Fry, Chrissy Teigen, Olivia Munn, Mark Hamill and, heavy sigh, Carrie Fisher.

Too true.

I can’t be alone in thinking that pre-Trump, Twitter was great. He really has ruined it, because in addition to his own ugliness, he’s made it permissible for so many others to be ugly as well. Not nearly as much fun as it used to be.

My weekend plans involve drinking and more drinking. I just escaped 10 days at my parents’ house, which was a minor nightmare. My dad is ill and my mom is a Trump person, and she and I fought the entire time I was there, even as I was processing the idea that this is likely my father’s last Christmas. Horrible,…

Mine does indeed get such a sad look on her face whenever I’m going out. Breaks my heart. I tell her every time that the only reason I’m leaving is because I need to go out to earn money to buy her cookies. This does not seem to soothe her feelings.

This is true. Time is moving way too quickly. Seems like just yesterday she was a puppy. One of life’s great unfair inequities is how short their lifespan is compared to ours.

Agreed, because aside from veiled threats to use nuclear weapons, he’ll really endear himself to New Yorkers after four years of inconveniencing us because he thinks his tacky gold penthouse is better than the White House.

My ink-black dog started developing white around her muzzle when she was only 4 years old and I thought that was a little weird and I thought she’s always been really happy because she wags her tail A LOT but maybe not and now I’M really stressed THANKS A LOT.

There was a story someplace that he muttered on election night, “Yeah, but we didn’t take New York.” That’s how clueless he is; how is it possible that he expected, or even hoped to?!? It’s scary having such a delusional prick in that office.

Yes, and I for one plan to keep reminding Trump of his devastating NYC loss for a long, long time. Hillary took the five boroughs handily, 77 percent to his 23 percent; the only borough he won was Staten Island, and his total vote there was all of 95,612. You know that’s just killing him.

Yes, and as someone who plans on making many vile statements against Drumpf over the next four (good god please, just four) years, I would be so appreciative if this were not an arrestable (arrestible?) offense. Thank you!

Prediction: After the “Thank You Tour,” the next one will be called “Making America Great Tour.”