Right. Because you know me so well. Please, sit down and be quiet, you embarrass yourself.

I feel sorry for you. Honestly, I do.

Under Sozzani, Italian Vogue was the best Vogue. No contest.

As someone who has to work in Midtown, I would totally support this.

Exactly. Did you look at that job? That is a full-time job, no question. But she learned how to get cheap labor from her father. What a fucking horrible family.

I’ve worked with her in the past also — though for the future, it’s definitely “cold day in hell” territory for me. She is never down to earth or warm or friendly. She is a cold fish to everyone but her family, and all anyone else ever sees is a mask with dead eyes.

Thanks for telling everyone everything we need to know about you. Merry Christmas!

It’s very generous, actually, thanks for asking! And you’re right, she is creating jobs: in Asia. And that job on her site has been there for months, likely because it’s a shit job with a lot of work and very little pay and nobody wants it, especially without benefits. Think I’m wrong? Get a friend of yours who’s a…

Lol, I love how I present clear facts, and back them up, yet I’m the dimwitted one. Right. Typical Grand Old Party thinking. Enjoy your fake news.

No problem. Trumpites might have to resort to fake news, but we don’t need to.

After everything that’s gone down, if she thinks she can fly Jet Blue JFK to West Palm and not have someone say something to her, then she’s as stupid as her father.

Absolutely …

Lol, hey, look, everybody, it’s a Trump troll! I LIVE for the moment when you realize just how much he’s fucked you.

That’s some fine work there. I see you’re expanding your business. Congrats!

Seriously. Let’s not forget:

Normalizing Trump is not OK. Shrugging your shoulders and thinking life will go back to normal and it doesn’t impact you much so why not just accept it is not OK. Personally I’m thrilled at every designer who says, no, not me, and every artist who says, nope, not going to perform at the inauguration. Because what…

Extra points for not capping TV …

The question we’ll constantly ask over the next four (for good god please, just four) years: Can you even freaking imagine the uproar had Hillary & Co. done something like this? We’d never hear the end of it.

Don’t be so sure. Could be this guy:

How about a story that explores just how many times something this shitty orange-faced blob has done has been called “a major break with tradition”? Because they’re really piling up at this point, yes?