Nolan obviously wasn't trying to address actual history in any way; he just gone and made a movie 'bout stuff. It's a bunch of pretty people doing things that have no historical or political meaning, so pretty much it's English Romantic literature in uniform! Bleh.

A packed movie theater for the first Grey movie was one of the best experiences I've had. The sheer level of discomfort once everyone realized that they essentially were watching masturbation fantasy with 100 strangers led quickly to open ridicule and shared hilarity. It was a good time. The same can not be said about…

Look, having kids eats your whole brain, personality, soul, everything. Parents are always a half-second away from suicide, or going to prison for multiple homicide. They're depressed at levels not seen outside Hitler's bunker. Some of them - perhaps the ones who can still be saved, I don't know - need these kinds of…

After the plan to send them all to Mars fizzled, we had to start treating them like almost-people again.

If she takes off her nerd glasses and gets a slightly different hairstyle, boom! she turns into a knockout.

I believe it was Matthew Broderick in The Freshman who said it best: there's a certain freedom in being completely screwed.

That's a good line, but my vote is going to a reunited Rock n' Sock Connection!

Just like a heartworm.

Also he has untreated VD at least as old as Jared.

Or got it slapped off. Now go pick up your face, and sit on that egg!!

JoePa had to protect that pedophile, though - he couldn't suck his own cock! Betting that's the angle the Dooche wants to take with this movie.

Wesley Snipes in Wong Foo getup.

Forgive me, but that's like saying you enjoy the sun rising in the east - John Goodman does the same damn thing every. single. time. It's tired. Like the sun. (Take that, sun!)

Ned was basically Obama. "Reach across the aisle! Let's have bipartisan support!" Lannisters/GOP: "Fuck you, I'm trying to kill you!" Ned/Obama: "Ouch! You stabbed me! But seriously, let's work together…!"

It's just a movie by crumb-y phonies. I think the main character even says "you're all a bunch of crumb-y phonies!" every few scenes.

"Also, Rush is still our favorite band, even though 'Tom Sawyer' did, does, and always will suck, plus it sounds as though the vocals are by that lady from 'I Love the Nightlife'. But whatever. We are old and we bought the album 36 years ago and other old, white men say it's bad ass!"

Or where it is. Like I keep telling the Mrs., "hey, I can't say PRECISELY where my junk is at a given moment. It's the uncertainty principle for dicks!" She ah…isn't buying it.

Not trying to bash, but what is the point of your comment? Is it important for everyone to know that you are boycotting Casey Affleck movies … kinda, but will totally see this later? Are we all doing this now? I have always been under the impression that one can separate the art and the artist if one chooses -…

Consensual sex with a slave, eh? Hello, time-traveling ancestor of Jeff Sessions!

You mean, primere.