Yeah, not like millions of people moved away from the South at least in part to AVOID dumfuck rednecks. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend 2 hours being screeched at by actors doing separate, equally terrible "southern" accents? It's like Thanksgiving at the Sessions house! It sells itself!

Have no clue what you're saying, but I like how you said it.

It's an "h" sound, like in Spanish. Hoddamn, son. Het with the prohram.

And "so there." And "oh yeah-yurr!"

Like mad beef, they got ill after mastication.

I think the Beastie Boys lacked the ability to do any more than just imitate Run DMC. Everything that came after was just indulgent trash. Other than Sabotage (which is obnoxious), their music/theft has disappeared, for good reason.

Her best role was as the saxophone mouthpiece in The Commitments, right? Right.

For the last time, Hollywood: "siblings" from the South cannot have two different "southern" accents. Jesus Fucking Christ, how hard is that?

Same director as the fucking worst Spider Man movies, which would have been terrible movies if they were about anyone, not just Spider Man? And you say this movie is hot garbage? Amazing!

This movie needed more Affleck.

Not as much as I'm snickerin' 'bout terrorism! That's some funny shit, yo! Boom!

Well then, you're in luck and can read the rest, because while Iggy said an awful lot, he didn't actually *tell* us anything. This movie sounds like some loose-limbed trash.

Sounds like a bad case of what the French call Le Wandering Uterus.

It takes place in a Chevy subURBAN that crashes into an Urban Outfitters, 30% off tURBANS, all dialogue is witty and URBANe, Dredd has to enforce a manUReBAN, the villain is corrupt "fictitious" senator Dick dURBAN, and the soundtrack is by oUR BANd.

Do believe he already pegged Tarantino as having only 1 action movie.

Agreed. You can definitely say the movie was "interesting" and I - no action movie expert, surely - recall some things that seemed different from a typical low-rent shooter; but nothing about the film was "good" nor did I care a whit about anything that happened or anybody in the movie. It wasn't even a very memorable…

"I'm Tired and Making Up Problems that Don't Exist because I'm Tired Kids are Exhausting"

Beach Blanket Claymore.

A movie about the French colonial troops would have been way more interesting than what Nolan made. Hell, half the colonial forces were slaughtered just before France surrendered, doing meaningless things like defending small crossroads outside insignificant villages full of white French citizens. It's a fantastic…

Don't forget, "cleaned out ammo dumps and bunkers, often booby-trapped, during and after combat." Plenty of black soldiers who died and were never found, doing just that.