At some point, internet commenters forgot that comedy is just like tragedy, but everyone lives. Ask the Greeks. Or are you having such a grand time in your bubble? Sometimes what makes it a comedy is that you laugh because it's the only escape available to you.

A Few Good Erd Manns

Dunham will insist on a cameo and bam! your tits request will be honored. In a fashion.

Says internet commenter from the West. Christ.

You're a tourist. Good for you?

Her movies need to be about what I want. Until then, they all suck! Everything sucks!

Clearly, the remedy is to make every movie from here on about just slavery and how terrible it was, so terrible that nothing else is interesting, worth talking about, or legitimate as a thing unto itself. Clearly.

Yes, nobody deserves to be respected as either an historical subject or as a character in a fictional story unless you first acknowledge someone else had a much worse go of it. Bravo.

from Uranus.

But it IS a widoword.

Manic Pixie Dream Cut alert!

I will never understand the affection people have for Bust-Ass.

You know why people go to the movies? To see stupid shit that makes them yell at the screen in dismay and disbelief? Yes! That is exactly why we all love movies. In other news, your defense of Prometheus is flimsy at best.

"Hey, is that rock formation natural, or man-made?"
"Well…it's in the shape of a building and has a man's face carved on top, so…."

What Is The Point

AV Club WOULD have a piece premised on walking. Out. Of. A. Movie. but half its stories are about not walking out.

Better off zed, really.

O'Hare…without traffic…stop! I'm dying! Can't…breathe…!

Yeah! He's no Sockless Jerry Simpson!

More like Lewis' Lewis, Jerry. Aslan is the crying clown.