said every kid playing with PS in their early 30s

I'm looking forward to when the door someone eat him on the way out.

A few weeks ago, _Elementary_ had a supposedly German character and I complained about her poor accent. I now feel bad for nitpicking because she was much better than Lucky.

… but if you heard it in a movie, you'd be like "Holy shit, is Tom Six still a thing?"

Nah bro, a giant media platform may be enough for those cuck liberals, but what's wrecking your shit is the world's refusal to pay you millions of dollars to recite your opinions. Those snowflakes live in a fantasy world where people stand up for their principles without being paid, but us manly men in the real world…

Isn't it so much greater that what's bringing them down is the capitalism and free market forces they always assumed would protect them?

If liberals actually held any governmental power whatsoever, that would have actually been quite clever (in a Britta Perry sort of way). Probably accidental, but hey, even a blind pig finds a truffle sometimes.

Put it this way: when he's uninvited to a paid gig, it's liberal fascist censorship, and it's important that he must be paidallowed to speak because he represents a viewpoint, and not to give that voice a platform would be undemocratic. When he's caught saying something that might reflect badly on him, ehh lighten up…

sends Theblusrtoftimes's idea to Ubisoft

But if Thwomp wishes for it, doesn't that then make it true?

Oh Christ. Look, the point is that her husband got a consensual blowjob 20 years ago, OK? What part of this do you not understand?!

Indubitably not.

Oh good, well that'll make four anchors they've lost in only 6 months. Boo hoo.

"Mashable." When you're talking about potatoes the word is "mashable."

Between the grinding music and freaky-sci-fi-enemies-become-friends theme, did any of that fight scene remind anyone else of Super Metroid? No? Just me then? K.

LMGTS: we disagree with Adam Carolla, therefore we must agree with the opposite of Adam Carolla; the opposite of Adam Carolla is neo-segregationism, therefore we are all racist. And also guilty of other unspecified "woke bigotries." Either way, this story that doesn't mention race once is all about race.

"Back in my day we respected our elders" is one of the most self-evident piles of horseshit ever. If kids had the maturity to understand why their elders deserve respect, they wouldn't need those elders to tell them which way was up every five goddamn minutes.

If it were possible to crack this site in half, I swear you'd see that quotation written all the way through it like a stick of Blackpool rock.

Or rock and roll. Or long hair. Or desegregation. Or the reefer. Or punk. Or sexting. Or Dungeons & Dragons. Or hoodies. Or those tawdry novels women read these days - and I say women because they are certainly not ladies. : faints dead away :

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