You were a much smarter kid than me. When I was 17 and my favourite snack was a can of Dr Pepper and a stock cube, I thought I was winning at life.
pheeze
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I don't baseball so you'll have to tell me: is it possible to get a free walk home from third? Because I think he might have one of those.
He calls it a "small business loan." Two lies.
Nah, it's because the system is broken and everybody else is losers who don't understand how it's supposed to work. Turns out politics is no place for winners, you guys. It's sad, but what can you do?
Oh, Bjork, Bjork,
Were you brought by the stork?
Or were you created from butter and cork?
I love you so much that I act like a dork,
Oh Bjork, oh Bjork, oh Bjork…
God, can you imagine what would happen if Trump ever watched TV that wasn't about himself? The petulant tweeting would never stop.
No, they'll just wail "BENGHAZI!" at ever-increasing volume until their voice cracks and they run away crying.
I think it'll be a while yet. He still has plenty of people to throw under the bus, and god knows there's a new bus along every day, but eventually he'll have to run out of human shields.
Firstly, I don't think Trump is the strategic genius behind US defense strategy. As long as the generals still have their marbles, the fact that Trump's a drooling fruit loop doesn't really affect defense. Secondly, he would definitely respond. It's an excuse to launch missiles, talk tough, and be showered with purple…
I've never heard it called that before.
Same goes for Congress. When McConnell refused to approve Obama's SCOTUS nomination, he said the Constitution didn't say anything about what would happen in such a situation. Which is probably because the Constitution was written under the assumption that it would be read by adults acting in good faith, not by…
I think his point was that oaths as an institution have been massively devalued in recent months. Trump also took an oath to uphold the Constitution and look how that turned out.
Ooh, do you have dirt on the Clinton Foundation? I'd love to hear it. You should tell the press, because nobody else seems to have a shred of evidence against it.
Consider this: if Trump ends his presidency in a bunker, Melania will have to sleep with him. Now try to think of a reason for him not to make that happen.
On its own that's not indefensible. But for some reason it's always those same people who complain that Hillary "took money from the Saudis," conveniently forgetting that Saudi Arabia is a US ally. (Quite apart from the several other things you have to conveniently forget to draw that particular false equivalency.)
Kellyanne: Well, come on now Anderson, you're being very unfair to the President. That happened in the past, and I think we all know you can't criticize someone for things that happened in the past, that's just unreasonable.
So they think… outside the bun?
You have to admire the cojones of trying to imply that Nutella's a health food, given that it's basically an emulsion of oil and sugar, two of the most harmful foodstuffs on the market.
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