He only has one…?

I just can't get over that Cyril is actually a better shot in Archer's imagination than in real life.

Dammit, they both are!

To be fair, it was.

No, but he definitely wants to fuck his step-sister.

Remember the one and only previous time there was a black person on the show? That went well.

I know! We can hide the racism by disguising it as cartoonishly exclusive class snobbery! Brilliant! They'll never pin this one on us!

If you didn't see this one in Newsweek last week, it's pretty special. Trigger warning for vitriolic misogyny and spectacularly juvenile journalism. Read on a cheap screen with an empty stomach.
Ivanka Trump: The New Hillary Clinton In the White House

They should have put Barron on Tiffany's shoulders in a big trenchcoat and been done with it.

And it comes in all three colours of the Trump spectrum: Gold, Aryan and Urethra-Stripping Hangover Orange.

In some parts of France they refer to both as poussi-gras beurre.

Jesus!
:: wipes pudding out of moustache and eyebrows ::
:: looks around for trashcan ::

[calls security on nearby Slovenian woman for not joining in]
[demands apology from Slovakian president on Twitter]
[deletes tweet, denies sending it]
[tweets that the guy was definitely Slovenian, believe me, and anyway his wife is probably ugly]

Oh HELL no.

But it went the distance.

Richard Herring's let himself go

But KITT's his closest pal, and he always calls him Michael.

Starting the campaign now means he can beg for coins solicit campaign donations throughout the rest of his term.

We tried that; look how that turned out.

In the UK you get six weeks to campaign. None of this endless 18-month crap. (Or indeed, this 44-month crap.)