I wouldn't be entirely shocked if she's left out of his will. By that time Donald will have no further use for her, and it'll serve her right for all that ageing she did in the meantime.

Anything left of Trump is characterised as extremist. I think most of them think Farleft is the name of a political party, because all left is far left to them. Just as all gender politics is "radical feminism" and paying taxes is communism - I mean, militant communism.

That would require both honesty and creativity. He'd take the money, tell the guy "you don't really want me to wear this", then just steal the money and call himself a master of negotiation.

Partially OT: Sean Spicer confirmed today that the WH is "looking into" having the First Amendment repealed altered to make it illegal to criticise Trump. A guy told me on Youtube today that he supports this policy because a) Hillary was apparently even more opposed to freedom of speech and b) "remember what happened…

Seconded on the chilling accuracy. I can't decide whether I want you to make this a running bit or to never do it ever again.

But if David Duke's parents are both white, then…?

:: instinctively punches self in face ::

#factsdontcareaboutyourfeelings

Elm Street, Well That's A Big Thing And We're Looking Into That

Up until Iron Man, he was someone I was primarily familiar with from stories about what a degenerate alcoholic he was, rather than for his acting work.

The fact that he would totally call him "Marlon" irritates me much more than it should.

it can be etc

A friend who runs a care agency tells me the biggest problem with managing dementia is when the person was a bit superior to begin with. It's really difficult to get dementia patients to accept that there's a problem (because of the fear and denial, as well as the dementia itself affecting their judgement), and if…

Mightn't someone always?

I'm not even American, but if a grown adult from my country asked why the American Civil War happened, they'd be pretty much dead to me.

It also bears repeating: how in holy pinstriped hell do you lose money on real estate?

I wasn't feeling Fry. I never really find disfigurement funny (not taking the high road, it just doesn't make me laugh), and he kept dropping his accent, which bugged the crap out of me. Otherwise awesome episode.

Sally Phillips has barely aged a day in 20 years either.

Beer, retro-colonialism, sausages and sarcasm, for starters.

I've never heard anyone say that the former empire was part of Britain.