I love rare meat, but the juice coming off of that thing is unsettling.

If you fancy a treat, a massive cote de boeuf that feeds three costs about E40 and requires almost no skill to cook as well as any restaurant will.

At Burger And Lobster in London, the name is also the menu. They used to charge £20 per person, whichever you chose. And yet some still chose the burger. Madness.

On which note, did anyone else think Hannah was going to take Jessa home? I mean, it's a catastrophically bad idea, but it's the kind of bad idea Hannah would think was smart (and Jessa wouldn't care whether it was smart).

the giggling throngs who gather for a midnight Room showing

I feel as though trying to parse what this all means for coma-Archer's psyche is a bit like trying to work out what year it is.

I can't imagine a plot description that would make BWP sound good. "They wander around, then they get lost, then there's an argument, then they wander around some more, then they shout 'Josh' a lot, then it's the end."

Every time I see that McConnell fucker I just want to jump on the treasonous, wattle-necked shitehawk tyrant.and kick his shell to the other end of the Mushroom Kingdom.

And if it does, it'll all be over by Christmas.

Meet what-about-ism's enabling older brother, not-until-ism.

Dear Donald,

Especially since he's complaining that they take up too much space in his house. I mean, no-one's making the guy go out and score over 40 toys a day.

Speaking of: how did he claw that big ol' Stitch at the end? Are there jumbo claw machines out there where you can pick up a 3-pound toy?

[citation needed]

Puddings prefer a suite.

"Say, Vlad, why do you call h-actually, never mind."

:-v lad i rim, put in

I feel as though there's truth in the idea, though it's poorly expressed. I think it's true that many homophobic people are upset by the idea that they themselves may be less than 100% straight - which they probably are, because people are rarely 100% anything in any part of their life. "They're secretly gay" is…

I feel like I need a spokesperson to give me some "alternative logic."

So, exactly how people reacted to Obama's every move then? Why, it's almost as though the president is subject to intense scrutiny all the time!