Wouldn't that be, like, a thousand times worse?

His shoulders and head look like a pregnant woman's nipple.

And it's a cartoonishly over-the-top monologue, delivered by a one-dimensional character whom even the other characters think is stilted and hammy. That barely even counts as acting.

I'd say that's more to Tina Fey's credit, that she managed to write a brilliant character that could make an actor whose repertoire runs to "sentient shit-eating grin" likeable and funny.

I mean, it would be stupid to shed a tear over it happening on Reddit…

People obsessed with penises choose purple as their official colour… yeah, that scans.

That's pretty shocking, to see a Trump rounding his numbers down.

How many spaces do I have to tell you to stop talking like that?

This is a strange page on which to champion the importance of grading subjective things on a scale.

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I can't remember whether there's a shot of him at a clinic with a doctor turning on a glowing thing (or maybe I'm thinking of a crappy techo-waffle montage shot from something else), but it was brought up. They spent all of 30 seconds on it. Michael maybe says "ow" in the next scene.

Bella Swan though

No, silly, it's about a prison that has to compete in a breakdancing contest with a balloon factory to save the youth centre. Which will win, popping or locking?

OK, we heard you the first time

Do you mean Sophie B Hawkins?

So much sciencey bullshit in this show. Replace "state-of-the-art surgery" with "nanobots" and it's halfway to being Metal Gear Solid.

That's what I should have done. For me s3/4 were one of those things that you do because it's entertaining enough at the time, then the moment you get to the end you realise it wasn't really worth it. Like the feeling of getting 100% in most video games.

If no season is the last, how can it ever have started?

Has Fichtner ever sucked in anything?

When people ask me if PB is any good, I tell them to watch up to within a few minutes of the end of season 2. There's a moment where the plot's all resolved and it seems like it's basically over - stop there. The entire next season gets set up out of nowhere in about 2 minutes; it's so painfully tacked on and it was a…