Come on down! You won't believe these J-Lo, Lo prices!!

Don't know about Murca, but here in Paris they're everywhere. Between hoverboards, scooters and the occasional skateboard, it's really weird to see anyone under the age of 20 not on wheels round here.

Yeah, everyone knows that using your high profile to shill crappy products is a prerogative reserved for White House spokespeople.

I think it's more an internalised expression of their obsession with their own dicks, but potayto potahto.

I'm guessing you haven't been on public transport lately?

That's weird, I couldn't remember one of the guy's songs if I tried.

I felt compelled to check him out a couple of weeks ago, when the news reported that he occupied literally every spot on the UK chart (they haven't worked out how to make meaningful charts for MP3s yet). I was quite surprised to discover that he has no signature sound, and that none of his songs are catchy. Not what I…

Neil Finn has a surprisingly rabid fanbase for a guy who makes such unremarkable music. My DVD of Iron Monkey even references him in its subtitles for absolutely no reason. So I suppose he and Sheeran have that in common.

This sounds like the setup for a Parks and Rec episode.

To me it's their stupid damn costumes. They look like characters The Mighty Boosh would have done as a joke.

Like… paying for porn?

Yeah, for me the real question is why Dan printed this letter. It's either entry-level sex advice for teenagers (I'm sure there are plenty of websites for that) or someone debating the morality of masturbation, which I don't think he really addressed.

This review makes it sound as though being called Slamma Jamma is one of the LESS dumbass things about this movie. I may just have to watch it.

Haha, they're not the only one: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I think the phrase had been in popular usage for at least a decade before the movie, if that's what you mean.

I think if characters met their previous incarnations, I think it would raise some odd questions about the continuity. Although it would mean that Dee Jay from Street Fighter could make some gag about how hard it is being a raster these days…

Yes. She looked like one of those toys people used to stick on car windows of a guy who pulls his pants down when you squeeze the rubber bulb. It takes a lot of talent to make naked women that unsexy.

I'm pretty sure there's another solid "Oh, Zangief!" punchline in there.

That's actually not a terrible way to avoid the sequel being unfavorably compared to the original - release them so far apart that no little girl ever sees both.

Your mountains so lofty, your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all