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I did not want to Reed about this.

That's no way to talk about Melania.

But all toasters toast toast

I'll take "Rejected Names For Lines of AXE Body Spray" for $200 please, Alex

If someone called me Ken, I'd probably Gouken in an instant

Don't correct the man, Brat.

Gloating and spite are what carried his presidential campaign, I say we jack some of it.

Ah, the old "I never claimed to be perfect but you did, or at least I assume you did, you people are smug like that" gambit. Applying different standards to different people and calling THEM hypocrites for it since time immemorial.

Reminds me of a playground classic: why is Donald Trump like a tampon?
Because they're both stuck up c*nts.

Go on, I'll bite. What info was omitted?

Is Hannity smart? I know most of the Fox gargoyles are smarter than the nonsense that comes out of their mouths, but I've never seen a glimmer of intelligence in Hannity. I think an intern had to spend a long time telling Sean about the rabbits after this one.

I've always just referred to it as "that unnatural shade of pink that only exists on Cadillacs and dildos" and no-one's ever had a follow-up question.

Singing was certainly involved. I remember Marnie telling him in an early episode that he sings like a bag of cats, and IIRC he straight-up slaps her.

This gimmick account is pretty good, but I think you're overdoing it a bit. The blinkered insistence that Kellyanne is principled and smart is spot-on, as is the dependence on exclamation marks for authority, but the rah-rah cheerleading and self-righteous username are just a bit too cartoonish to come across like a

It's always amusing to be called a hater by someone whose entire comment history consists of insults. Almost as funny as being called a bad writer by someone who doesn't know how to use a full stop.

it's almost as though America isn't under constant attack. Someone should tell the president.

When something's "impossible to defend but easy to shoot down," we usually just say that it's wrong and waste no further brain cells on it. So I'll assume that first sentence is a typo.

Keep talking. Who do you think would invade first?