[12:46 am] The normally fair and accurate Fox is spreading liberal LIES!!! with fake news about America being ruled by four-fingered yellow people. The white guilt has to end NOW!

My understanding is gained entirely by osmosis so it's probably inaccurate, but I don't feel like clicking either so I'ma give an explanation I'm like 70% sure of: in World of Warcraft there are two factions, the Alliance and the Horde. When a Horde character writes "LOL", Alliance characters see "kek" (I think to…

Stop it, you're making my knuckles itch

I don't think you've seen enough skinny teenage black hipsters.

ooh I love that one!
holds up lighter

Remember when they did it again with a list of abbreviations kids apparently use to sext each other? You know, for the wild sex orgies 8-year-olds are having these days with the myspace and whatnot. FMLTWIA.

Tell everyone!

The demographics on Sodor are cartoonishly, Trumpishly bigoted. In the original stories, Thomas was given female coaches as a reward for good behaviour. This is not subtext - they're an actual explicit gift. Hatt even invites Thomas to name them and have them painted in the colours of his choice. In the books, all…

I can't help but notice that when a woman doesn't have children, breeders' attitude is always "oh you poor thing," yet the moment she gets pregnant it changes to "Ha! Just you wait! Oh boy, are YOU in for a bad time!"

The rancour is because us kidless wonders get tired of being openly judged and condescended to. It gets tiring when people who don't even know your name think they can backseat-drive your life choices. I've been told I'm wrong about my own life by shop assistants, strangers in pubs, work colleagues and randos at…

And then I got off the bus…

The Perils of Penelope Pitstop always made me feel a bit funny when I was little. Probably because in retrospect, it's basically soft anime bondage porn

Anthony Weinr posted it on Grindr

I have to wonder what the Venn diagram looks like between the groups "established writers with enough experience and talent to write for AVC" and "people who still squeal when they see their name in print."

That's literally the dumbest rule in our language. Especially since English is half-Germanic, and in German most sentences end with a preposition.

That's because they're not getting the rule right. "I before E / Except after C / When the E rhymes with ME." Everybody leaves off the last line because it doesn't scan well, but the rule only applies to things that make an "ee" sound! Hence "receive" but "achieve".

Oh, aren't you just a gas?

Oddly enough, the British version of The Apprentice has the opposite problem - the host is only mildly annoying; it's the contestants we can't stand.

It's worrying how many people think Trump's fortune was grown from a $1m seed. I have to wonder what they think happened to all Fred Trump's money when he died.

His dad sunk 14 million total into his first business. Still failed after multiple bailouts.