I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

Our nation is bad and belongs in the trash.

I think the real problem is labeling EVERYONE who disagrees with the SJWs a racist, or a bigot, etc. It starts to cheapen the meaning of these words, to the point where people stop giving a shit if they’re called a racist or a bigot. This is bad, and harms the victims of actual racism, sexism, etc. because their…

I like to think of Brent finishing his tirade with a righteously indignant flourish and looking to JP for validation, but JP was either (1) stunned into silence or (2) shaking his head like “not touching this turd, you’re on your own fool.” Either way, a booth feed of this moment would have been magical.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Yeah...I mean I admit there was a good 15 seconds of thinking “huh, that’s weird,” before it was pretty plain to see the second girl’s black pants...

Oh, but it couldn’t possibly be Hillary’s fault for being the single most untrustworthy candidate to ever seek the office! It must be the fault of the Russians, or those goddamned Bernie Bros. No way could it possibly be due to the fact that she spent all her time courting Republicans, instead of liberals, because she…

Fair point, but if I found out OJ got a tattoo of a knife after the murders he was tried for happened, I’d be a bit suspect of that too. I do think context and timing matters here, at least enough that the jury should be able to hear it and draw their own conclusions.

Get the fuck outta here with that shit. And take this star with you.

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

Of course it’s not. Everybody Loves Draymond.

His teammates don’t seem to like him very much. Guy doesn’t even congratulate him - he reaches for his own recognition. I’d be pissed too if my teammate wouldn’t actually play the game, and rather showboat from the half court line. I look forward to hating him as a college freshman, too.

I look forward to occasionally admiring his skills in college in the next four years, excitedly hoping for success with his (until then) perennially underperforming NBA team for the next two, delighting with his adorable sports baby for two more, then wanting to punch his punchable face thereafter

I’m not a fan of Cam Newton, but NFL officials need to be professional enough to enforce rules for player safety whether or not they love, like, dislike or hate a particular player.

Nah, fuck that. If you want to play the sideline tiptoe game you can’t whine about it if someone puts a shot on you. You want to go out of bounds, go out of bounds. Quarterbacks shouldn’t be rewarded for getting cute with that shit.

+151 years of casually ignoring racism because hey, we probably fixed it!

Was that before or after she came in his face? Because I don’t like violent stuff.

This is going to be a very unpopular opinion.

He could have walked away. He was in zero danger.