Excuse the Interference, but I’m Mykelti Wilpon.

Woo yeah! We’re putting in a guy with a career completion rate of 52.6% woo! A man who has yet to throw a touchdown woo! 127 yards career baby woo!

Lol, stop, you’re killing me!

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Was the incorrect usage of “there” part of your hilarious joke?

Seems pretty likely to me that he stated something that turned out to be clearly incorrect and is now pretending that he was just joking to avoid the embarrassment of being wrong on the internet. Nothing about The_Other_Guy’s comment came across as anything other than a legitimate explanation of his opinion on the…

former rugby player here. this is unconscionable; a three-year ban is not long enough. deliberate attacks like this should be grounds for a lifetime ban.

If the tackle didn’t get her, eventually the cologne would have.

Todd Bertuzzi waves hello.

Not really true (at least in the US/Canada) with respect to particularly violent acts that are not a part of the game.

Plus, did you see how she was dressed?

I *think* that the ref would be able to pursue charges if she wanted to. Don’t hold me to that, though.

I look forward to each of his 3 wins before inexplicably being named head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

Nice of FAU to get him a reserved parking place...but it won’t be ready until he’s in mid-season form.

Deadspin throwing around the term dank is like hearing your grandma bump gangsta rap. We get it, you’re hip, you’re cool....tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukkuh, wooooooooooh!

This is huge for all those rookies who almost got forced to walk around wearing Minnesota Twins jerseys for 162 games.

This is, verbatim, the blurb off the Blu-Ray box for First Take Season 3.

Rivera should tell Joe Maddon about how dress codes win championships.

That’s not the sound guy, that’s just Sam Bradford doing his typical pre-game warm up.