Andre Johnson had far more talent than Eric Moulds.

I’ll remember how he spent tens of thousands of dollars of his own money every year to buy toys for Houston kids in the foster care system, because that’s the kind of man he is. And I’ll also remember that his greatness shouldn’t be overshadowed by the shittiness of the teams he played on.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

2/3 * 0 = 0. Science.

Then don’t get hammered in potentially unsafe conditions?

I believe I speak for all Indians when I say “how”

i appreciate when athletes gut it out for their team. i do the same thing at work. like last week when i suffered a compound fracture to my femur as well as a serious head injury while i was trying to roller blade down the stairs. within an hour of the horrific injury i was in a team meeting coughing up blood and…

Both embody Chicago. With the Cubs you forgot suburbanites who call four square blocks of bars “the city,” but with the White Sox you forgot the virulent racism/homophobia and babyrage inferiority complex. Chicago sports fans embody a rich tapestry of shitty humans, no need to pick one in front of the other

Not at all hot take time: No one gives a shit about the Sox

+1 let the big dog eat. great comment was starting to get a bit long, but then you closed strong. 9/10

clicked the video to watch highlights like this and came away disappointed.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Raiders were offsides, Jacksonville had a free play, Bortles slammed the ball into the turf behind the line because he thought the penalty was on the Jags. Thus negating the free play. It was beautiful in it’s own way.

Yep. You’re the only one. Here’s some history about the W flag going back to the 1930s:

I would have stayed up, knowing that in ten more minutes I could hit that morphine pump again.

Oh, and no crying 16 year old girls on television declaring how they’ve never seen a Cubs’ World Series and they’ve “been waiting my whole life.”

You missed the most predictable of examples: ‘01 Mariners.

My guess is Kershaw pitches well but not lights out and Cubs win game 6. That is obviously based off nothing and I’m the worst gambler in the world.

Curses aren’t real. Ghosts aren’t real.