“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Contestant: [watches video above]

You’re right, but part of the dynamic is late in the game, pinch hitting, weighing the benefit of taking the pitcher out vs keeping him in (maybe bunting!). Using the whole lineup to win a ballgame keeps it interesting.

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Four shots should have been enough, but ironically it was the 5th shot that killed him.

Shoulda brought a gun, brother. This ain’t intramurals.

Sending the police on a wild goose chase after an unknown assailant that you know does not exist is a crime.

Police: Any idea who shot you?

Discharging a firearm in public is absolutely a crime.

Donald Trump is not a “racist”. Most people don’t even know what a racist is. Words actually means specific things. If you want to say that Trump is prejudiced.......okay. We all are prejudiced in one degree or another. Maybe he is too prejudiced for you. Fine. Racists believe that “races” of people are innately…

I guess. It seems like Kaepernick is starting to embody this, though: http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/somebody-should-do-something-about-all-the-problem-11018

Vegas stopped putting odds on Kaep 2 years ago.

Is your moms name susan? Asking for a friend..