“More than you can afford, buddy” *disappears in a cloud of electrical smoke*

To be fair, it was an Avalon. Probably blended into the parking spot.

I am hoping but doubting that this approach catches on. Everything is insanely fast now. A new Camry will destroy an old 911. What we need right now is more attention to fun and less attention to numbers.

Oh yeah...Russia. Sometimes I think it would be fun to mix the wild west with modern life, and then I remember that already exists and the video footage is scary as hell.

Same thing happened to me. Now when a girl gives me a dirty look for not opening a door, I say, “What? You’re arms aren’t broke. Gender equality bitch.”

her ult was very easy to avoid considering it had a broadcast it was launching, and gave you three seconds to run behind anything, was very easy to dodge

I always dominated with D.va, I never understood people wanting her buffed?

Legitimate transfer payments between two countries (or two anything) aren’t done in the middle of night with pallets of cash on an airplane. They’re done using wire transfers.

There is nothing glorious about detailing your car during a summer day in Phoenix. You gotta wait until October to do that shit.

You definitely need a reputable mechanic.

My mechanic specializes in German cars (I drive a Mitsu). One day I was getting my tires swapped and a woman pulls up in a 2012 Mini Cooper S. She walks in, tosses them the keys, and says something along the lines of “I hear a knocking noise, can you fix it today?” They of course said yes and right after she left he…

probably trying to catch that pokemon

Was just thinking the other day:

How much does Tesla pay Jalopnik/Gawker for the constant Tesla articles? It’s absurd. And there’s a distinct lack of any strong negative opinions in the articles from Jalopnik too.

Will the majority of RS owners ever use drift mode?

2 solutions here.

I do not need to watch this. There is no question that the R35 is better is every measurable category, and maybe in driving pleasure as well (I wouldn’t know, I have never driven one). That being said, the R34 is one of 5 cars I credit for making a me a car freak, the others being the Volvo 240 wagon, a Lagun Green…

A face only a gold digger could love.

I have a feeling NBC is not going to report on the problems very much. They want shiny, happy, uplifting stories.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.