Just needs Chris Evans screaming (says nobody).

I was thinking “B1" and I’m totally okay with that.

And you just know that the Si or R version will be loaded up with extra cladding and a huge boy racer spoiler. I miss my 85 Si. As a 40 year old the GTI is the only car in this class that I could drive and still have self respect.

Funny how a drag/street racing number matters around here only when it’s convenient.

...before or after Autopilot drives into a wall?

With that house, and the money that probably goes with it, I don’t think you’ll have any problem finding “catwoman” yourself.

No I’m pretty sure this is the art of Japanese mountain drifting:

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

I really don’t expect a cop to know how to be accomplished with a slim jim. That’s what AAA is for. Remember, there is a time factor involved here.

Evans is unwatchable and unlistenable.

Back before they nerfed WF and you could one shot half the classes in the game if you had the gear. Good times...

I have been following this closely, as I drive a 2011 Audi A8. Everyone keeps referencing that the Jeep version of this ZF is dangerous because it doesn’t automatically shift into park if the door is opened when the car is still in Drive, whereas the Audi does. I tested this the other day- I had the car in Drive (foot…

Ah. So insulting humor and “un-PC uncle” kind of crap is fine until it’s your own sensibilities being attacked.

I'm bettin they’ll probably just join in the European Free Trade Association with Switzerland and some of the northern countries. So meh.

All this drama over what, a few percentage points of extra tariff possibly maybe if the negotiations don’t go well?

This would be awesome. I would volunteer to be the sober guy who organizes the drunk super powers into something good and constructive.

How drunk were you last night?

Then the Bhoys arrive in Detroit... “aww fhuckin’ arse, dis is gonna take a helluva lout of pints...

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.