Thank you so much for that link.

Not to mention a theme by Duran Duran! Also, the scene where Max is using his computer to look up information about Bond while talking to Bond is fucking awesome.

Your rules are discriminatory against desperate and impatient people with no lives.

Spoilers are bullshit! Just when I thought Crito really had Socrates convinced, some asshole ruined it for me.

This affliction is alternatively known as "Philosopher's Palsy."

Perhaps the best way to solve this problem would be to recast the role. Instead of Depp, feature a small Japanese sword.

The Highlander/Renegade double-feature was USA's finest programming decision of the 90s (best promo ever at 30 seconds in!).

I was going to suggest it, but I really think it could only work as an animated series, and even then you're right, it would be a production nightmare. After all, the Spawn series did not do well on HBO, even though it was actually pretty cool. And I'm not sure that a decent network (somewhere that wouldn't quibble…

It's that classic progressive spirit—he'd feel bad knowing that he contributed to poor labor conditions in some arrowhead sweatshop!

Rather than imitating Marvel's success with the Avengers, DC should focus on developing their Vertigo titles as television series. How about:

You forgot about Kid Koriolys!

The difference is simple: baked goods. The Holy Spirit prefers airy, boring cake, tasteless wafers, and stale bread. Elves bake delicious cookies, shortbreads, and upon occasion, granola fudge bars.

I'm with you on that. Better Off Ted did not get the props it deserved!

I know! And it's really a missed opportunity, because I think a show—about the department heads—entitled Earth Executives Are Crazy would actually be way better.

ABC DEPARTMENT HEAD 1:

People keep saying this (with varying degrees of seriousness), but if I recall from my (one) abnormal psych class in college, sociopaths (diagnosed ASPD) tend to diminish in their sociopathy as they age. Thus, dudes in their 50s and 60s who would regularly murder hookers or stomp on annoying little dogs would be far…

She would have loved that title...*wipes away tears*

Would a documentary have counted? Because my dailies were looking pretty good before my cinematographer got eaten by a velociraptor.

Sweet mother of God don't put it into Burton's head to direct a version of Gaiman's take on A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Nancy Everhard! Yes! I was too lazy to IMDB it at the time, so I appreciate your fact checking. Also, Vanessa Williams is pretty awesome, so I'll add her to the list of acceptable candidates for my time travel favor #7. Good call!