You’re right, perhaps a statue might be an even better way to thank him.

That and thanking him for keeping the kids safe when you know he didn’t...

I’m not sure why everyone is so upset with Dana White. What does she have to do with UFC anyway? I think she still looks good at her age is is still tearing it up on Wheel of Fortune. I’d do her.

Every time I see stories like this I figure Goodell is steaming “why can’t I get away with shit like this...”

Martin Daniel is a skilled bullshitter but failure to to enlist in the US military when he was of age is black cloud on his character and really means he supports al qaeda

Come to think of it, Prince didn't fight in Vietnam either!

Actual draft dodgers, though, have his approval:

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Congressman Troll, yes.

“We don’t make mistakes, we have happy accidents.”

SHE LOOKS AMAZING IN SUITS AND IS GOOD AT ROUGHING PEOPLE UP AND THIS IS PERFECT.

It’s 5 AM. I’m five years old.

Not exactly a heist movie, but ever see “Charade”?

The Ghost of Bernie Mac.

I hereby officially nominate Gina Torres for a role. Any role. Because Gina Torres.

The Saul Bloom analogue would be good.

My tweenhood memories are destroyed! This film has absolutely ruined the most awkward time in my life!

Denzel!

Stricklin got well and truly grilled.