A doctor of musical education not only passed qualifying exams affirming their expertise, but completed a dissertation that contributed to the corpus of knowledge in their field. Acquiring a J.D. requires neither of those things.

My cousin is bringing her new boyfriend. I'm saving this picture just in case.

Hitler liked trees. Just sayin'.

Even better. In full juggalo makeup.

Those are Ph.Ds.

Nickleback came into my bar long, long ago. This was when they were big, but not quite huge yet. So they played in towns with 5000 seat arenas like good old Binghamton NY.

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

And there's the only valid reason I've heard. You may carry on.

Zero chance. It's not a government or corporate report stored on a networked computer. It's a legal document probably stored by Garcia on one or two secure, non-networked computers, with only a handful of printed copies distributed to the FIFA ethics panel. Garcia can't release his copy without violating his work…

I'M NOT A GIRL, NOT YET A WOMAN?

Silly costumes, imperial wizards, and warring factions... are we sure the KKK isn't just redneck LARPing with black people playing the part of orcs?

Making fun of this shirt was a thing on @Midnight last night on Comedy Central. Are these same people going to send death threats Chris Hardwick's and Bob Odenkirk's way?

I was worried this would get old, but it really hasn't.

+1 for topicality, and may these twitter trolls be shamed publicly. forget misdemeanor harassment charges, may their names be forever linked with douchebaggery.

your bein a pussy and im sick of you're shit lol

If one of these asshats is your friend, you're probably pretty shitty too.

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

Chloe apparently tweeted a photo of a cheese grater (which was later deleted) before the game, because Packers fans are Cheeseheads, get it?