I thought there was a new show called Transparent Butt...
I thought there was a new show called Transparent Butt...
I read the headline as "transparent butt heads" and was trying to envision what that artwork (?) might look like. #readingcomprehensionfail
Why is anyone surprised? She has a track record.
She was forced to cut them because there were too many volunteers.
The criminal mischief count fell short of a felony because the police estimated the damage to the tenants' cars at less than $1,000. In arriving at that figure, investigators did not take into account the cost of the apartment windows that had been shot out earlier the same day in an episode that witnesses said…
Obama recently joked to a newly married woman that it takes 10 years to train a man properly for marriage, and…
Everyone in soccer knows FIFA is corrupt. The English-speaking media keeps banging on about (and rightly so) but why do so few foreign countries share the same outrage? Simple: when FIFA was run by an Englishman (Rous) he treated the non-European countries in soccer like shit. Havelange beat Rous by telling the…
Do you know how these "shrink creams" actually work? They dry out your pussy so there's more friction when you are being penetrated by a cock, which I guess is supposed to make you feel tighter or like he can't even fit in there! Except it's hard for him to get in there because you are dry as a bone. That's why that…
Treon Harris' lawyer:
hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,
Honestly, I think he can just skip to that very last paragraph (with a few minor tweaks). He can say my client is innocent, cooperating with law enforcement and we believe the evidence will prove his innocence when everything is released. He didn't have to go through all the mechanics of victim blaming and slut…
Nah, you can have immense respect for the work defense lawyers do and understand why zealous defense is crucial to the functioning of our legal system and still scoff at hack lawyers pushing out slut-shaming press releases for public relations purposes.
To the extent that this is correcting patently false statements (e.g. the defendant forced his way into the victim's apartment), the defense attorney is completely justified. The slut shaming (talking about evidence clearly inadmissible under any shield law), however, is repugnant.
My child molester uncle liked to school my aunt on how perverted she was for enjoying Stephen King books. I have learned to give people who clutch pearls lots of side-eye.
I would put my hand on his shoulder and say "You don't understand what you just said and neither do I."
Hard to say if he's a better fit at Penn State or if he's trying to show he's ready for the NFL.
You know how sometimes a coach will just embody the team he works for? How he'll just seem like the perfect guy for that team? Bum Phillips was the Houston Oilers. Chuck Noll was the Pittsburgh Steelers. Well, James Franklin is Penn State.
I hope Franklin doesn't have NFL aspirations. That's only for people who've seen tapes of abuse and deny it.
Jeb Lund once described her Twitter as 'like Dr. Seuss meets the Zodiac Killer' and it is hilariously true
Sochi raised the bar to $51 billion, but wasn't that mostly because $37 billion of that was just loaded up in dump trucks and distributed as political favor?