I could have sworn that was a Rose Quartz.

I’m sure his mommy is very proud and keeps the certificate prominently displayed.

I’m sure his mommy is very proud and keeps the certificate prominently displayed.

I’ve finally started Sing, Unburied, Sing by Jesmyn Ward. I’m about a third of the way through and it’s among the most emotionally overwhelming things I’ve ever read.

Tarantino is a cretin, and his films are trash. Beautiful trash, but trash.

My favorite “cook for myself” thing is so simple that I fear it doesn’t even count, but I love to grill up a ham and cheese on sourdough. I usually use sharp cheddar and shredded mozzarella cheese, sometimes adding in some Mexican blend or Italian blend as well.

I really appreciate how they gave him a Laxbro name, but it feels like they could have leaned in a bit more and added a “the IV” to it or something. Or have him drive up in a beemer.

3. Every time there has been a “change” election, a former NFL player has been elected to congress.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one.

My favorite alcohol ship is whiskum, fight me!

I would also add that DFW’s baggage claims are much better (in my experience) than any other airport’s.

I was started to say “that movie did not come out nearly 20 years ago,” but then I remembered that it did and I am old.

When talking about relationships, “keep her in line” sounds like the kind of language men sometimes use to justify abusive and controlling behavior. People with reactionary views on marriage see it as a man's role to curb his wife's irrationality, to "keep her in line," as it were.

I post fandom memes and then get sad when they don’t get fandom likes. So please like random things posted within your fandom.

I can’t google this over school wifi, but I’m guessing there’s Plantette cosplay already, right?

Also the music in Rent is so bad it makes me wish music was never invented.

Fake news. You couldn’t even get one thousand players onto a field to do an opening pitch, let alone two thousand four players.

I think it’s one of the new sex moves in the latest Cosmo

I usually really like the Al Davis Cryptkeeper gimmick, but this week’s puns leave me cold. I am sure you appreciate this constructive criticism.