Yeah, but it’s that weird hockey where there’s no ice and no skates and also no puck and sticks and it’s basketball.

Without thinking about it too hard:

Incidentally, have you heard the They Might be Giants cover of “Havalina”? It is predictably weird AF

I’m using this on my kids from now on. And my students.

Pixies - Here comes your man

That last one is probably a Pokemon, isn’t it?

Qualifications: You have to have at least three level 1 spells in your spellbook.

For what it’s worth, mysticism and the Far Right have gone hand in hand from the beginning. A lot of Nazis were deep into psuedo-mystical bullshit (although not near as much as the History Channel would have it be, and they weren’t literally magicians).

Not really. They’re fucking over everybody in the state of Texas in terms of property valuations.

1960 is also the year the Kingston Trio released The Last Month of the Year, a Christmas album I make sure I listen to every year.

Truly, anything* seems possible now.

I’m 38 but I have such a baby face that I would be mistaken for a student were it not for my world-weary expression and thousand-yard stare.

There’s a recent (really, really shitty) Stephen King story about a car that eats people. I think it’s called “Death Car: The Car that Eats People” (not really what I think it’s called but it is a real story and it really sucks). I think this is that car.

Isn’t all shit ass-shit?

Meanwhile, over at Deadspin, Diana would be able to silently get police reports on all of your deaths.

.... Or because it legitimately brings joy to our miserable, brief existence. But I can see why that sorry if thing would be upsetting to people.

Drive-by Shitters would be a great name for a band.

I like Fitter Happier, I’m just not a huge fan of Let Down

Ready Player One on audiobook. So far the story is compelling. The writing is.... um...

“Istanbul” EP version < Factory Showroom version < Actual live version where they shoot the confetti cannon at the audience