Women participate? How could they! Aren’t all women delicate flowers who would never partake in anything so crass?

Bud Light: #notallmen but yeah probably this one.

Look, a pig this great you just don’t eat all at once.

Oh yeah? You and what army?

I actually agree with you, at least the “no desire to hang around with” part. That was meant as a joke; my attitude is more like “I need them to form a baseline for comparison.” I’m not going to lecture anyone on their choice of beverage. Unless they’re, like, drinking bleach or something.

I don’t disagree totally, but some of those money grabs are damn good, particularly Wild Hare and Ruby Redbird.

My list of essential American brewers:

These people wouldn’t last a moment as Joss Whedon fans.

This is pure charity on the Rangers’ part. Even a fully-functional Hamilton wouldn’t be much use to the team. But Texas seems to be the one place where Josh had been able to really turn himself around. Glad he’s getting another chance, but let’s be realistic: he’s getting another chance to swing at a pitches five…

If it’s a girl and they don’t name her Æthylthryth, the Normans have truly won.

My jelly almost never contains fruit bats.

If you had a two-way mirror, you’d see the arse

This is so great that I don’t dare shatter my faith in humanity by reading the comments.

He’s like ten of the world’s best athletes in one!

I think it’s a physics joke, like the Three Body Problem.

Whatever. It’s my business when I choose to introduce snake venom to my child and how.

I think they’re aiming for a lot of ironic purchases, i.e. the “Shake-Weight” strategy.

Can we have just this, without the stadium?

If I owned one, I’d make it a toilet for homeless people.

This is typically Sovereign Citizen gibbering. Look it up sometime if you want some serious WTFerry.