I’m depressed with the reminder that the Caliber exists, and that some hard working people at SRT had the unenviable task of polishing this turd. They did their best with what they had, no question.

Sure, I didn’t want to see my next birthday anyway.

How about a van with a fiberglass body sitting on a wood frame?

I’m more of a one-stop-shop guy.

i am not good enough

When was the last time you saw a white conservative character in real life that wasn’t a world-class jackass?

My 1970 Buick Wildcat was 220 inches long (that’s 18'4") and was essentially a two-seater. With my 6'4" self in the front seat, the back of the front bench seat was maybe 3-4 inches from the edge of the back seat.

Even worse is the Gladiator:

This is the one of the strangest of Jalopnik takes, and that’s saying something.

> Zendaya, who is present on behalf of the film Dune

It makes sense they gave it no access to open water.

I am pretty disappointed they didn’t give any credits/cars or at the very least roulette tickets for this outage. I only get about 1 hour a day to play and was locked out last night. Even woke up an hour early today because one of the children was crying, tried to get my missed time from last night in and still…

Lat me get this right. He burns out from a life away from his family so he retires to live away from his family.

Hey Lawrence, I haven’t read your article yet, but I just wanted to say that I’m very happy to see you all back at the desk. This is the first Jalopnik article that I open. Congrats to you and your colleagues for making it through in rough times.

I love this type of baked in tut because you can totally skip it when doing a new build to save time. Really enjoying taking my time and avoiding spoilers for this amazing game. BTW Congrats on the big win! Glad to have Kotaku and it’s writers back!

I’ve worked in the auto industry for a few decades and have been predicting a class-action lawsuit or NHSTA action against certain lux brands for a few years. If you are in a typical sedan (yes, the disappearing creature that it is) head-on against an Escalade or any number of Lincolns on a two-lane road you will be…

You could have 100$ a month Broadband in your shithole rural district, but your neighbors have a terrible tendency to vote for the idiots who like protecting corporate profits at the expense of service quality.

Maybe don’t pin your hopes and dreams on a megalomaniacal robber-baron egotist. The ‘we don’t have good…

Considering how Starlink satellites are ruining Earth-based astronomy:

Yea the countach looks sweet. It'll last a week before my kids turn it into some mad max creation like all the other sets I got.