What a tiresome little attention whore.

It’s ‘cause performance, bro... when you’re wringing it out on the track, pushing the car to ten 10ths you don’t care what absolute speed you’re doing... all you care about is not blowing the engine, which is why the tach is twice the size and smack dab in the center. And of course this car is going to live on the…

I am by no means defending Tesla or Elon but you need to compare TSLA to other stocks and the market before just rattling off that TSLA is down 51% this year. Just checked Amazon and they are down around 49% from last year, Nikola is 78.56%, Rivian 78.71%, Lucid 81.44,  Fiskar 60.93%.  Even the big boys like Toyota,…

In other news, BMW is going to make one in 14 tones of gray.

Then they wouldn’t get as many clicks.

I’m from the Plattsburgh area and that was about the best outcome you could have had in that situation. The Sears Auto mechanics were pretty much the only shop in town that would fix anything they could get parts for even if it was a special order. You are lucky you didn’t wind up having to have your car transported…

I am also old , plus you reminded me I have this T shirt somewhere and need to look for it

Right so weird cos I watched that video and was like, the PAL version looks better to me.

Reminds me of that day over Macho Grande . . .

I’m depressed with the reminder that the Caliber exists, and that some hard working people at SRT had the unenviable task of polishing this turd. They did their best with what they had, no question.

Sure, I didn’t want to see my next birthday anyway.

How about a van with a fiberglass body sitting on a wood frame?

I’m more of a one-stop-shop guy.

i am not good enough

When was the last time you saw a white conservative character in real life that wasn’t a world-class jackass?

My 1970 Buick Wildcat was 220 inches long (that’s 18'4") and was essentially a two-seater. With my 6'4" self in the front seat, the back of the front bench seat was maybe 3-4 inches from the edge of the back seat.

Even worse is the Gladiator:

This is the one of the strangest of Jalopnik takes, and that’s saying something.