First he was a replacement caddy

[Grabs Podium]

I guess but that’s also true for just about everything. The point is some skills are so important that they should be taught to everyone in a formal way.

Typing class is where you learn the skill and the fundamentals.

I agree and, honestly, at least a semester of formal typing training needs to be mandatory, too.  That was, by far, the most valuable elective I’ve ever had.

If you’re Italian, you can say it. I’ve known plenty who did.

I think a Harry Potter reboot will happen and it will be led by a team of demographers. They will study birth rates and time the new movies to come out when the millennial’s kids are in their peak movie-watching, toy-demanding age.

Winky is the Jamaican Bobsled team. No chance of winning but having the time of their lives and super happy just to be there.

Hell, I know epileptics in their 20s who aren’t allowed to drive for medical reasons in the US. It’s not crazy to condition being allowed to drive on being medically-fit.

There is absolutely no way your proposal is self-funding

That’s not fair, he was also on the cover art for a video game one time!

You used to see marginal racers sometimes in cars without major sponsors driving pretty blank looking cars. Especially at the Busch/Nationwide/Xfinity/whatever level.  It was always a bit of a bummer though.

They only allow fighting in hockey at the professional level, and good news to you, the amount of fighting in hockey has plummeted in the past decade. Look at this:

Two of them have already been released.

This might sound like a crazy comparison, but a lot of extreme metal is kinda like mumble rap or trap music, in that it’s more about the vibe of the music than what the lyric actually say.

Yeah “They’re just in black metal for the money” is a real galaxy-brain take.

I like Big Boi fine but he’s basically a replacement-level rapper.