If you know what you are doing...

“Top-of-the-line Chevrolet”. Unless it’s a Corvette (and even then it’s still a big “if”) it’s going to be really hard for any Chevy to impress anyone under 45. It’s really hard to wash the taste of that first Cavalier/Aveo/Citation/Lumina etc out of your mouth.

This is an honest question - I don’t pretend to know anything about how shows are renewed - but was there really that long of a wait for the renewal to be announced?  S2 only came out a couple months ago.  If it was a traditional, weekly show, it would probably still be airing new eps.

There was a lady on Hoarders who had yogurt that was, like, five years old. She explained she didn’t think yogurts went bad until they “got puffy”.

That sounds like a cable news show you watch on mute at an airport

Way too much math there for auto journalists

About as Detroit as Daimler, for that matter.

I’ve noticed more and more people saying “the Detroit 3".

Christ it was a quarter century ago give me a fucking break you pedantic weiner. 

Obviously

The Aristocrats!

Makes sense. If you’re handy with fixing cars, you can buy a junker and have your transportation problem handled on the cheap.

I was 10 in 1992. I remember dipping my toe in comic books but that era really was a bummer. The received wisdom of seemingly everyone (and I mean even my grandparents so truly, everyone) was that comic books would one day be worth money so you better keep them in good condition!

I’m convinced! Thank you, Jalopnik!

*Hangs head*

Wait until you meet a “clever” asshole that calls him “Shawshank” (“Andy” and “Red”, get it?  Herp derp).

Kurt Vonnegut wrote that something like 40 years ago. Maybe it’s still true, I’m not sure, but I’ve never met a riverboat captain in Phoenix.

It’s a joke, Craig.

You’ re right, Travis VanderZanden drives a Mercedes.

You’re welcome, have a great weekend!