Sooo, I haven’t seen any marvel movies since Iron Man (b/c young kids at home and just not a big comic book guy). Could I just jump in on this one and more or less know what’s going on? At this point I’m not even going to try catching up on old shit.

Part of the reason I loved that old, overdramatic TV movie about the Tempations is, even though I like their music, I have NO FUCKING CLUE what any of those guys looked like, which made suspension of disbelief very easy.

Lol

It’s fine. If I’m in a diner or something and need some hot sauce for my eggs, Tabasco does the trick. But Tabasco always gets passed over if they have El Yucateco or Tapatio.

Put the bong down and take a walk

Honestly then, what’s the appeal of a Harley?

Woah, I thought you were joking but googled it and, HOLY SHIT! Fuck HD till the end of time.

Are you counting the steering wheel?

OOOH WAH HA HA HA!

God, I can’t even THINK of a Nu-metal guitarist that doesn’t kick Borland’s overrated ass from here to Jacksonville.

He’s using the word “average” colloquially, you pedantic nerd. You know he’s not using the word “average” in the precise, mathematical sense. Just stop.

When you have a 90s 5.0 mustang but need new wheels and also a hamburger:

In school, I was struggling with some calculus homework and my dad was trying to help me with his 95% forgotten memory of calculus from 30 years earlier.

What do the wholesalers do?

Legit lol’d at this one

Look at this attorney’s terrible Wal-Mart-checkout-cardreader-ass signature:

He went to the wig store and said, “I love the movie Eraserhead, but want to look distinguished”.

He read watched the movie Moneyball and understood some of it.

All those guys play lots of video games. Even for a pro-athlete, there’s only so much working out and batting practice etc you can do on off days. What is he going to do, watch tape on the pitcher he’s not even going up against?

Yes you will when you realize you left out motherfucking HOT PIE!