Some people don’t understand the vastness of Texas.

Hot chicken hot chicken, which combo YOU picken?

Came here for this.

TBF we’re always about a week away from some mass shooting.

George W Bush always drank Buckler. I’ll leave it to you whether that’s an endorsement you care to follow.

Ah memories

You lose money if you guess on Jeopardy, though.

Well you’ll certainly be missing out on a lot of trivia questions next time you’re on Jeopardy.

The largest two have more traffic than The Onion, according to Alexa

Exact numbers are hard to quantify; going purely by numbers of convention attendees, they’re expanding steadily each year, with almost 9,000 furries showing up to to Midwest Furfest in 2017 and over 7,500 to Anthrocon. (Those are the two biggest.) 

I ask the same question about Russel Brand. What’s the appeal? Who actually likes that guy?

I’ve thought about it a lot and in my opinion I think the whitest thing that ever happened was when a white guy looked at the clues in Ice Cube’s “It Was a Good Day” (Lakers beat Supersonics, no murders or smog in LA) and came up with the exact date.

It’s ok, man. The target audience here is a niche of a niche of a niche.

What a coincidence! That also means that if Lincoln was still alive, Marilyn Monroe would snort blow off HIS ass.

Well, a swing and a miss, then. It was a toss-up whether I should ask you about jet fuel/steel beams, flat earth, birth certificates, or chemtrails.

Now tell us if jet fuel can melt steel beams.

Not for me. Pot puts me on the fast track to Panic Attack-town.

I hope he pays the gym’s owner double.

Assholes like you will do that to the best of us.