Tell it to the aliens if you dare.

Awesome, I hope you enjoy it.

I would! And I do!

Aliens: You know, I’m sure the Elise looked pretty cool in the 90's but that design just hasn’t aged very well

I hear you, man. There’s an awful lot of hype over this one and people are making it into something much more than it is or is supposed to be - a fun, superhero movie.

Give me a damn break, I haven’t seen that movie in 20 years and I mostly remember it for Marisa Tomei’s sultry discussion of torque wrenches.

What you want is straight-up popcorn salt. Finer than table salt but not iodized. A little goes a long way.

That’s a fine gif but, hey, guess what, Lane Smith lost that case.

1. Regular table salt usually means iodized salt which is... iodized, and also contains other chemicals such as anti-clumping agents and whatnot. These things affect the flavor, so yeah, they taste different

This is legitimately heartbreaking.

I need someone to explain Tether to me like I’m a fifth grader because I’m still not understanding the concept. If 1 tether = 1 dollar, why not just use a dollar? What is the benefit of using tether?

Really?! I had no idea that was a thing.

This guy, too:

What did you think? I loved Oceans 11 back in the day but I caught a bit of it on TV the other day and was like, oof, this is dated.

There’s a great documentary about the 92 US Presidential election (Bush I v. Clinton I) called “the War Room”. Famous dem political consultant James Carville describes Pennsylvania as a state made of Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in the middle.

Now we have “ice hockey” and “field hockey”. What will these dang millennials come up with next, “playing in the street hockey”?

IT’S FRIGGIN ANARCHY!

Fine, we get it, you own a Porsche. Christ.

I love the ring of cops around it. Great work, guys, protecting a car that’s already on its side.

Hey I’m with you he’s a drunken idiot but, like, in a good way