You don’t like veggies, just just like ranch. You’re like my five year old who could basically eat a meal of ketchup if we let her.

Any, but when it comes to fried pickles, the Sauce is the Boss®. Make a little chipotle pepper ranch and you’re in flavor town baby.

This is very meta truth in advertising, though, because the intersection of the Venn diagram of people who can afford BMW SUVs and people with jobs lax enough to let you get away with a man bun is pretty much that male model in the picture.

When you’re losing, it’s easy to point fingers, and all the Browns do is lose.

“For years, children have pretended water balloons were hand grenades.

I think it’s more a technology that has applications, but hasn’t come close to some of the breathless, world-changing hype. I’d put 3-d printing as it stands today up there with Google Glass, the Segway, Linux distros for the average Joe, and Bitcoin. All techs with modest success, but have not come anywhere close to…

Eh, there are uses. Say Gus Fring wants to decorate Los Pollos Hermanos a little. He can get a pack of these, some balloons and artificial flowers and have a little decoration on every table for less than $20. Or you’re the type who wants the change the colors of things or have flowers in different room. I mean, I’m…

I knew a guy who grew up in (very) rural Ohio and went to college at the University of Toledo. Toledo is your typical rust belt town, and UT is in a pretty “gritty” part of town.

Well my car was built in Alabama. It’s a Honda minivan tho, so not sure about the awesome part. Alabama will always get a pass in my book for the Muscle Shoals sound alone but, come on, it’s Alabama.

This +1,000,000. My best friend from elementary school’s mother didn’t get to see him graduate High School because of colon cancer. It’s no joke.

Thanks for sharing. You post your feelings online like a millennial, so there’s that.

I don’t know, ask the Greeks, buddy.

Well, shit. RIP. He’ll always remind me of an era when MM was, maybe fun isn’t the right word. Less grim or serious maybe?

Italy is Europe’s Alabama.

Vaffanculo to Italy!

So, Ezekiel Elliott’s still playing? Huh.

Well folks, things aren’t all bad in Columbus.

Haha, yeah me too. But we bought the new TV and it came with apps. I gave them a go just because and was pleasantly surprised.

My friend, I am sorry for you loss and I mean that in all sincerity.

I feel like the common-knowledge received wisdom that all smart TV apps are bad is pretty out of date.