That’s the thing. With two infant twins, you’re going to need a minivan. Specifically, a minivan with captain chairs in the second row because you will want easy access to the third row for semi-private diaper-changing/baby-feeding space.

My wife had one. God, what an awful piece of shit. It soured me on Ford for 25 years and counting.

Holy shit, dude, this is fire. Well done!

Haha. I gotta tell you, in all my years of shitposting on kinja this is by far my most controversial statement.

I’m just going to say it.

I don’t disagree at all that you can look professional bearded. I’m just saying, as a rule of thumb, being bearded makes your appearance look older and heavier. And, like I said, if you’re cool with that it’s all good!

This is legit interesting. Care to elaborate?

You are confusing plot with setting. Christmas is an element of the setting, but you could remove it entirely without changing the movie’s DNA. The events (in other words, the plot) could just as easily play out against a backdrop of a wedding, a charity gala, a company party celebrating a merger/acquisition/generic…

Dude, wow. Spoken like someone with facial pubes and an ax to grind.

I knew I recognized you from somewhere

I’m married too. It’s actually MORE important when you’re married. When you’re single, you can play the field and you have the law of averages on your side. When you’re married, you have ONE person to impress with no alternatives.

Hey as long as she’s is buying what you’re selling, its all good.

“Ain’t here to play school” etc.

One down one up and you’re good.

Having a beard makes you look older and fatter. Being clean shaven makes you look younger and slimmer.

Seriously. That opens the door for the likes of Star Wars and LOTR to be considered halloween movies. Basically anything with a SciFi or fantasy element.

Well, I do live in Columbus and I WILL NOT freeze my ass off to watch a typical Crew 0-0 snoozer.

Christ, you’re an idiot.

Certainly the sexiest metal LP, although maybe only popular among a certain demographic.

No to mention, it would have been nice if the offense decided to show up. 5 runs is not insurmountable.