Hahahahahahahaha

I’ll give you solo-Beyonce.

There needs to be an archetype for someone who has long career and consistently produces decent to good stuff and occasionally all-time classics into old age.

This is as good as place as any to drop in this mind-melting Avenged Sevefold tweet the Something Awful guy posted yesterday:

What kind of beer you drinking these days, my man?

Damn straight. I’d rather be trapped in an elevator overnight. At least I could watch the game in HD on my phone.

Get an Uber, you could be paying $100 to park, though.

What I don’t understand is why did the author try and say what kind of train it was in the first place? She could have just said “train” and been correct. It’s just weird to add in obviously wrong details.

I bet the hard part is that you gotta test em. That could get expensive quick

Too expensive, pulling out is free.

But do you actually enjoy haggling, is the question? The only people who do are the kind of old farts that tip 12%.

Well, I won’t argue with you.

everyone in the profession can be replaced by a well-crafted web interface.

I’ve taken my kid to our local minor league team’s games before, and it can be unnerving. It’s really hard to be constantly vigilant with all the activity going around, and unless you get seats behind the net its not like there’s an upper deck in a minor league stadium.

Good question! Test it and let us know what you find out.

Its not just the rules, its that the rules are constantly changing.

The concept of “moto-doping” in bicycle racing always makes me laugh. It’s the brazenness of it - if you add a motor to a bicycle, you get a motorcycle, right? Imagine trying to sneak a motorcycle into a bicycle race.

Holy shit!

Yeah, metric is great if you spend all day boiling and freezing water. Otherwise Fahrenheit is much more convenient.

Hahahahahaha damn. A+ for brutally impeaching the credibility of the witness.