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At least you have the gentle kind of herpes

The story of Dock's death is a tragedy from the bad old days before the ACA. From Wikipedia:

See also, the X-Files reboot.

To make amends for the long wait, producers will reward fans by extending the upcoming season to a whopping 1.5 episodes.

It's one of those if you didn't laugh you'd cry situations

For my money Lucky Number Slevin is an even worse title.

My experience was with the old Time Warner. I assumed they're all the same!

I agree, that is one of the many things for which they should be fucked.

When you cancel, don't do it over the phone. Gather all your gear and go straight to your local customer service center.

TED hot take: they're all just speeches! "Talk" is pretentious and implies conversation.

No shit, its not even close. The Sunday lineup is like a parody version of Saturday.

Savage

Larry David is an old guy, but I was amazed at how obsolete so much of Curb is. So many of the plots are like "hey, you should go ask (comedian friend) what he knows about (episode topic)."

That's a shame, you missed the scandalous Jym Ganahl and Bob Nunnally beef.

Sacré bleu!

The next leak will just be 10 hours of unaired footage from the WBNS 10TV traffic cam at the I-70 to I-270 interchange.

He's a total flathead.

I'm old enough to remember when Eminem was a critic's darling. He was so puffed up by critics at this point that Elton John sang the Dido part of this song at an award show. But in the last fifteen years or so they turned on him hard.

Great job, internet? More like nice job, France!