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Lol, this is great. Thanks for posting.

Ha, same here!

Man, I hear what you're saying. This is basically how I feel about Bruce Springsteen. I think I get why people love him so much, but everything about him, from his sweaty hollering to the damn rock saxophone is just viscerally unappealing to me.

The comic-book-fan market is close to saturated. On to furries…

I'm a typical straight male, but I would argue that feeling awkward and weird at weddings is a universal human experience! Weddings are funny, in that they smash together so many people that may or may not know each other other or have very much in common other than knowing one of the people getting married.

Not surprising if you saw Dylan's negotiating "skills" on Pawn Stars.

The Christmas album really isn't that bad, as far as such things go. Its like this album, a collection of standards played sincerely. And my 4 year old cracked up the family at Christmas with her old-Bob Dylan impression, so that's another plus.

Yeah, if you have a birth certificate in your possession its just a copy. The original is in a government office wherever you were born.

Me too. I'm like, "this can't be that bad" and then I make a reaction face like a damn anime character.

Same. I loved the story, the mise en scene, etc., but I never made it through. My 20 year old playstation memory card still has my save file where I'm close to the final boss but I need to spend approximately 800 hours grinding random encounters on a god forsaken island to be strong enough to finish. No.

I'll see your "Boyhood" and raise you "Waking Life". Waking Life came out when I was in college and was universally beloved by the type you would imagine loving Waking life.

He should have packed it in after Batman and Pee Wee's Big Adventure. We need a time traveler to back in time and keep Tim Burton and Johnny Depp away from each other.

As an attorney, it's the same in our profession. The lawyers on tv are all biglaw ivy league hotshots that probably represent a low single digit percentage. A realistic portrayal would be people making mid to high five figures with six figure student loan debt driving Corollas. Not exactly living the working class