pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones

NO, OH GOD.

Yeah, I live in Ardmore. My first thought when I heard this story yesterday was, "This is what a school that charges $15k/year for pre-k (and more for the following years) gets you!"

Considering the sports jersey is considered formal wear in Pittsburgh I'm not so sure this list is fair. You don't want to be caught dead wearing the same Crosby sweater at a wedding that you wore to Easter dinner a month prior.

They have to buy a new Crosby jersey every season after they stained their old one with tears during the playoffs.

I'm pretty sure my status as An Old has been cemented, and if it hasn't, it will be now. Spring Break '93 and my friends and I decide to fly out and crash at my roommate's brother's apartment in West Hollywood. Well, one of my friends' boyfriends was a big tattoo guy, and he wanted a t-shirt from Sunset Strip Tattoos,

BookExpo America in Chicago, 2004. I was at a late-night party for some erotica publishing company and I was not feeling it at all. It was late, I was tired, and BEA was winding down and it was really just time to go HOME already.

They're just trying to get to Coachella.

...are you lost?

She changes her whole physicality depending on which clone she is playing. It's unbelievable that by the end of season 1, I almost forgot it was a single actress.

You're hired! (I'm taking it upon myself to hire staff for celebrities.)

RESTING BITCH FACE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!

"I'm an immature jackass who can't handle people who are different so I'm pushing those insecurities on to my child, who likely doesn't even realize that his teacher is transgender and wouldn't have a negative outlook on the situation if I hadn't taught him to."

I don't care if it's Kim Kardashian, Keira Knightley, Blake Lively, etc... The problem I have with Vogue is that it hardly (if ever) uses working models on covers.

I am conscious uncoupling with jezebel if goop posts keep happening.

This is going to be one of my favorite Deadspin posts. And just because... here is a hurt Sydney Crosby.

Gagne was the man

Flyers - USSR match in '76. I'm a Flyers fan, and this is a nice alternative to the many "Miracle on Ice" photos.