So I told what I thought was the one story I had that was spooky story worthy. But then this happened over Christmas:

OMG. Evan Rachel Wood has been my crush since I saw Thirteen when I was a kid. and Katherine is perfect. I can't deal.

Best use of gif I have seen in a while... by a while, I mean FOREVER.

*sigh* That poor girl.

seventeen is for tweens

Brunch is my favorite meal. If you do it right, it stretches into afternoon drinks and dinner. And thanks for recommending Boulton & Watt - next time I'm in NYC will definitely drop by because cheese grits and gin-mimosas, are you effing kidding me, I need it NOW.

I discovered it when my friend and I were walking past and noticed the ricotta pancakes sitting on someones' table. They literally stopped us in our tracks. And YES, I love the Heath Ledger connection too.

I'm a brown girl and the brunch at Five Leaves in Greenpoint is something that I bring up in conversation more than is socially acceptable because it is something that I think about often.

I'm an unapologetic brown girl and brunch is the best. Anything that involves eggs and alcohol, honestly.

How about if you just got a tattoo because you think it's pretty, meaningful, cool-looking, etc. and not because you want to show off how unique you are? I will admit that I admire counterculture-type people who don't have tattoos, because those people are increasingly rare.

Yes, because all people with tattoos get the based only on how others will perceive them and not for any personal reason what so ever.

I was just about to say, I totally admire your Justin & Britt matching denim avatar. I used to have that photo clipped out of a magazine and hung in my celebrity collage on my bedroom wall as a youngin.

These days, I think if we all coordinated our efforts, we could make "pharoahsbones" famous within 48 hours.

are you sure YOU'RE not Selena & Justin?

See, I kind of want to but I'm not sure if I could handle it.

The first person that popped into my head was Katy Perry, just because she seems like the type of person to do that shit. And the hint that "maybe it was a little personal" kinda leans in that direction too (the mutual John Mayer thing).

My first thought was Demi, but Callie and Madeleine posted a Buzzfeed article with evidence that it might be Katy Perry.

This is my absolute favorite early clip of her:

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.