Somehow I'm offended by this. Even though I have no intention of having kids, the fact that someone would suggest I shouldn't just makes me want to have one just to spite them. Congratulations, you've created a spite baby.

Calling her anything else would be disrespectful. Especially knowing that the nickname hurts her!

Pretty sure kissing is not the thing you're supposed to do after holding an ice cube in your mouth.

I'm not happy. Otto is happy. Fair trade.

Is it me or has Dohring been hitting the gym extra hard?

I'm gonna use Ranch instead of Blue Cheese. That's cool right?

My mom's a lunch lady for a school in Utah, and the district absolutely pressures her to pull this kind of shit. They call the parents, send notes home, and give the students a few days warning. Still, if their parents are flat broke and/or don't speak English, this kind of stuff happens. My mom doesn't give a fuck,…

I knew this was coming the second I laid eyes on the bracket. Damnit, Jolie. I had actual guilt — actual Catholic guilt — over the onion dip v. pub cheese battle. I know the onion dip is gonna win but that's not the point. I also know they are both - objectively - hideous foodstuffs with no redeeming qualities…

Planned Parenthood delivered their own response to McMorris Rodgers:

Ms. Cox looks like a beautiful, unstoppable superhero in a comic book that I would thoroughly enjoy. Loooove her.

This is kind of weird but I'll share it anyway. I've always been very open about my body and never really tried to hide it. Some people think that I might be a little too open about it but whatever, it's my body. Well, one time a website offered five figures for unaltered pictures of my body and then they made a post…

To be honest, I met Joan Rivers several times one summer because I was interning with her colleague. She was incredibly nice to all of the interns and was extremely grateful to any "underlings" she came across. The first time I met her, she wasn't wearing makeup at all. One time a fellow intern dropped something off…

The single best thing about this shit-show is the commenters. You guys give me faith in humanity. <3

Respectfully, if you guys have something specifically against Vogue then it would be great if you would just write up a big retrospective piece. The more you make this about Lena Dunham and effectively force her to respond to this—which no matter how you slice it is a direct discussion about her body that invites a…

Jez,

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.

I normally tip a couple of hundred dollars if its a bud light.

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

Oh hi, Jezebel. Quick question. Is there a particular reason you launched this campaign with Lena Dunham and not any of the other bajillion women who are airbrushed in magazine spreads every day? Why not Jennifer Lawrence or Rihanna? I am really interested to know why Lena Dunham was chosen as the example here. Thanks.

If I were Lena, this is the kind of thing that would make me feel fucking terrible. This is some tabloid level shit Jezebel. Let's show everyone who still thinks Vogue magazine is a barometer for reality that Lena is the same old shlub we all knew her to be! Fuck you, successful young women who have fun sometimes…