pharaohsbones
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I bet you guys were hoping for something much more dramatic.

Welp, I hope you consider 10K a reasonable price to pay for losing the respect of a great deal of your readers with this utterly pointless exercise.

I SUPPORT YOUR BIEBER TWITTER RANT, DRAKE BELL.

In fairness, the box suggests that you serve yourself something completely different.

men using sex toys=depravity

" what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?"Jesus. That's a bit harsh. I'm surprised at you Jezebel as you are usually very pro masturbation and against shaming people for pleasing their bodies.

This is the first time I've cared about Jaguar since Mad Men Season 5.

You forgot one.

26. "Wafer-thin" mint, The Meaning of Life

Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty. Around the time I turned 16 the movie was on rerelease, and my mom ate a gazillion Happy Meals till she got the Prince Phillip toy to stick on my cake. I have the best mom ever.

Flynn Rider is cuter than a cartoon has a right to be.

You're right, she's way too old to play a superhero alongside 41 year old Ben Affleck.

Or GTFO.

My husband used to think that going to the gyno was one sort of party. So I made him go and sit at the far end of the table. At one point he was so horrified, he told the doctor to stop. The vaginal speculum made him tear up. 20 years later, he still brings me flowers, candy, and apologizes after every appointment.

Misfits is the greatest. Kelly is my spirit animal.

I was super proud of myself for knowing this, and then remembered I only learned it because of Supernatural.

I ONLY READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING

She's a glorified extra who has been featured prominently in one out of seven episodes thus far, despite a promise from the evil producers that she'd be a main character this season. And no he has not met her, but Lily has. Apparently all the other characters will meet her before Ted.

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Why can't Fox just stop with this and give this guy another show... And maybe keep it on for more than one or two seasons? #BitterFireflyAndDollhouseFan