You're not alone in your feelings of discouragement. Let's hug.
pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones
it's all about cross-genre. i'm thinking of how i will take her book, combine it with 50 shades of grey and anything else i can think of, and make a shit-errific book that i can sell the movie rights to.
Why wait? I actually just asked my boss if I could go home and when he said no I screamed "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" and then came back to my desk and continued reading Jezebel.
Best story I ever heard was Cher being in a store and trying to pay for something on her card. The card machine didn't work and Cher says 'don't you know who I am?' and the sales assistant says 'yes I do but the card machine doesn't'.
You could just borrow my line, "Don't you know who I wish I was?!?"
I dunno... Seven recommended stars in just a matter of minutes, In internet terms that's surely famous enough for you to be getting on with such mock indignation.
Scary story time:
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Samoas are worth it.
He dismisses girl scout cookies but then advocates the use of a MAGIC marker. Start getting too much into that stuff and next you know your daughters will be using their dark magic to force you to buy them Dungeons and Dragons books and hobby gaming supplies! Let's keep our eyes on the REAL evil here.
I have a feeling this keyboard should be renamed to the THOR Keyboard.
Agreed. Not only no sympathy, but active disdain.
New Jersey is salt-water taffy?
I would disagree. I'd say pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel is our dish if we aren't allowed to claim pizza.
we had a lot of calls in the office and people thought that that actually was me in the skit.
The best part was when they had some line about nerdy guys who "try to learn sex tips on Reddit" in some article about how to date different "guy types" (because, y'know, we all come fully pre-packaged at Dudes-R-Us). Given Cosmo's own dubious reputation in these matters, many LOLs were had once somebody screencapped…
You'll never be good enough for gin's parents.
Long Island Iced Teas are the gay friend who says they'll be your wingman for the night, then leaves you hugging a toilet while he hooks up with someone you thought you were flirting with.
Franzia = Ted Cruz.
Jack and Coke - The high school boyfriend you always felt like drunk dialing at 2am in college.