hiiiiii, i'm liza. i'm an engineering writer but i went to fashion school so that doesn't really make sense. i found io9 from starting to read jezebel and then i stayed for morning spoilers/open channels. also, the commenters here are the best gawker media commenters by a long shot. it's also nice to feel constantly…

by seal do you mean sea otter? because there seriously is nothing cuter than 2 sea otters holding hands

what is this tattoo i'm intrigued and expanding did not help

i'm jealous :( i was there all day and stupidly didn't plan accordingly to get a wristband in time

i thought you tweeted that you weren't going to be able to get in because it had filled up!! glad you did

pretty much everyone just stood in a semi circle around it shaking their head in shame and nobody would sit directly underneath it, for obvious reasons. there was also a dude sleeping on the entire seat across from it, whether the 2 were related i have no idea

i was on that car this morning. it was pre-coffee and i almost touched it because i wasn't paying attention. a beautiful soul stopped me before it was too late. this city is going to kill me.

i calculate all distances in NYC by how many average length songs i end up listening to from point A to point B at normal pace. my walk to the subway in the morning is about 3 songs, i wonder how many this would be.

numb is genius and features the goddess that is angel haze so BYEEEEEEE

i found it on giphy but apparently it's from a disney channel show called gravity falls LOL

i found it on giphy but apparently it's from a disney channel show called gravity falls LOL

nick jonas is the savior we've all been thirsting for

it's the artistic representation of western capitalism, duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~*

tangential but, @annehathaway added me on ello and i can't tell which one of my asshole friends it is

it kind of makes me sad that this is probably one of the only ways she can remain relevant these days with tween celebrity culture dominating most of music, but it definitely is a great cover and will most definitely be a great album (i'm most excited for the i will survive/survivor mash up)

hmmm... if it was just adderall then that falls in line with the comments amanda's fake/real secret twitter (@persianla27) made regarding the incident.............

oh well this is just perfect

mk's apartment is perfection, don't get me wrong, but i can't see "turtle bay" without thinking of that godawful bar

if i ask you to explain will it ruin eggs benedict for me for the rest of eternity?

i LOVE LOVE LOVE five leaves. 1) because it makes me feel closer to heath ledger and 2) their ricotta fig bread appetizer is the food of gods