i'm an unapologetic white girl about how much i love brunch. gimme a bloody mary (or 3) and some eggs benny and i'm the happiest human in the world. do not shame me, julian casablancas. i'm not starting fights like that dude on the LES gawker posted about.

the mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese and hashbrown i just shoved into my face is no longer sitting well

i'd prefer the hashtag, currently. being that i would have to film said sex tape and i just wolfed down a massive bacon, egg, and cheese, i don't think it would turn out so well.

being that selena and justin are totally the next wave's britney and justin, i very well could be. should have been them in the denim outfits, not katy perry and riff raff.

selena and justin like making out. i like making out. selena and justin like mac & cheese bites. i like mac & cheese bites. i should be famous.

nick jonas' michelle obama-level arms are reason enough for him to be a model. those biceps are everything. EVERYTHING.

tbh this is what i imagine suri cruise will look like when she grows up

*whispers* i've never actually watched gilmore girls but maybe i'll try it now? jared padalecki is enough of a reason for me, tbh

drax's lack of understanding sarcasm/metaphors could play off some of thor's similar attributes really well, but i really just want to see more groot

the only plus to having to watch chris pratt's episode on hulu the next day? the easy skipping of ariana grande

mariska might be the only person able to pull off so many hashtags just because

they were/are definitely friends though, so i don't think it would be her but who knows

i'd say it's gotta be miley. or maybe demi?

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR SANE RATIONALITY

well, at least they used a cute picture of her

is this gonna be the last season or is it still undecided?

a bulldog is a margarita with a beer flipped upside down! (mine had a swirl of fireball throughout)

aw, i must have missed it because i was being trashy and drinking fireball bulldogs bahaha

"very traditional, but very Angie"