HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

plot twist: i am shane from the L word

but as a woman, how will my employer know they can pay me less?

damn now i really wanna make my email signature "i am groot"

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that thing is freaking massive. how can he afford that? is canadian money that different from american money? is it really one of those CZ rings from walmart? is it a re-formed ring pop with a shiny gum wrapper on top? y'all need to stop hate-listening to nickelback, he's making too much damn money…

GAH idk how i missed that but i guuuuuuessssssss i'll just have to go see it again. thank you!

wait okay, can someone please tell me what nathan fillion's part in guardians was? i only saw an advanced screening, but i just read up on what the post-credits scene was. WHAT DID I MISS?!

is this completely ridiculous and a total waste of money? yes

i used to refer to spongebob as the only man who has never treated me wrong lulzzzz

i admittedly have been listening to this on repeat but GODDAMN THOSE ARMS. i just want him to hug me for hours.

you should read the transmetropolitan series lol

UMMM more importantly lizzie mcguire's new video dropped last night!

is anyone actually emotionally invested in sam and his wife? at least personally, i completely forget about them until they're on screen and being annoying and then i just go back to imagining naked mountaintop eric again

OH, well i'm glad it was me just being dense! THANK YOU

this made me sad though :(

......OF THE POKEMON VARIETY

bae gordon and this sheep do not approve

i can't stop listening to this one:

hahahahaha PA