pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones

12+10 so basically, yes

why am i so disappointed that you're not as obsessed with nick jonas' new single as i am??? i had it on repeat at work yesterday, it's BRILLIANT

here's the full press release! it doesn't say anything about band sizes though

i get the whole avengers in space thing, but it's really nothing like that minus the whole rag tag team with a common goal. it's definitely not a second-class cast, either. even bautista kills it. i wasn't being hyperbolic about the laughter; the whole theater was laughing their asses off the entire time. it sets up

the press release doesn't say =/

yup! here's the whole press release :)

hello! and britney's line will have cup sizes A-J which is more than most intimate lines can say

the perfume i get the most compliments on is brit's midnight fantasy, but this new one ("lush red lychee, golden quince, and exotic kiwi") sounds like it smells delicious. i did have to google what quince is though, apparently it's in the same family as pears. pears... spears.... i feel like there's something there.

there is absolutely nothing absurd about this bite your tongues

okay, as promised y'all, i saw guardians of the galaxy last night and NO SPOILERS but it's as awesome as everyone says it is. not whedon-style avengers funny, but full on, laugh out loud humor the entire time. the action sequences are boss and everything just seemed really on point. everyone's kind of incredible, but

that vampy color/bottle combo all the way to the left is making me feel things

my boss is down the shore anywho SOOOOOOOO

THIS AGAIN, TOMMY COLORADO?

i mean, i was planning on it anyway haha but thanks for the heads up!

damn naya, that was pretty quick...

why won't you be able to? :(

y'all i'm going to a screening of guardians after work and i am SO EXCITED IT HURTS AHHHHHHHHHH

good. now maybe she can spend the money she would have lost on her mental health and start seeing someone and getting the help she needs. there has to be more to the story than just her "wanting attention"

maybe rob could start a line of orthodontic rubber bands in crazy (crazier?? idk i always got pink because female, gag) colors to go with his socks? =/

is that why tampon commercials are so ridiculous and the women are always wearing white? is kotex — or whatever that ~hip~ brand trying to differentiate from that — run by a woman?